Bring a little attitude to the table.
These natural slate coasters are laser-engraved with the phrase “I wish more people were fluent in silence”—a bold, witty statement piece that looks as good as it feels. The textured stone and rugged edges make every coaster unique, while the engraving adds a crisp, modern finish.
 
Details
Natural slate stone (each one has its own character)
Laser-engraved design (won’t peel or fade like vinyl)
Protects surfaces from condensation, drips, and glass rings
Perfect for whiskey, cocktails, wine, coffee, and everyday drinks
 
Note: Slate is naturally varied—color, texture, and edges will differ slightly from coaster to coaster (that’s part of the charm).